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The name Jalosjos, to me, is tantamount to sick pervert. This has been true since i saw this guy’s rape case on tv several years ago. I know that justice is not served as long as he’s not dead. I know its un-christian like of me to believe in death penalty, but putting oneself in the shoes of that girl’s family would make anyone think that way. And now, the "little president", is setting that sick pervert free. I would fully support the idea, (I know what you’re thinking. You’re wrong, hindi ako magulo, I still believe that this guy should be killed for his evil deeds) back to i was saying, I fully support the idea as long as president arroyo gives him immunization from sex related charges and a job. The job should be to baby sit the president’s granddaughter. I don’t mind arroyo freeing this guy, as long as he is allowed to be around arroyo’s young female relatives, without the supervision of an adult…

All who agrees, say "aye"!

i could hear my chucks squeek on the floor as i jog towards the other building of mega mall. i was running late for school but i had to go buy myself a new pen. even though the weather was not that hot, i was perspiring, but i had no time to reach into my pocket for my hanky and wipe my sweat.. i had to get to the other side, fast!

i know in high school i always forget to bring my own pen, but not this time. masters is a whole different world, you have to come in ready. nakakahiya manghiram ng pen sa masters.. ehe, lemme rephrase that.. MAS nakakahiya mang hiram ng pen sa masters.. bakit ko kelangan ng pen? balik tayo sa bahay namen, when i was leaving for school…

i left home on time, with my book, scratch papers and a pen. i had enough time to not take the tricycle to the gate and still come in exactly on time… so i walked.. but when i got into the fx to megamall, i sat on my pen and broke it in half.. i had to buy a new one.. so instead of getting off at san miguel avenue, i went to megamall to get myself a pen.. i ran to the escalator and went to the basement so i could go to the mall’s other building… in the basement, there are a group of salesladies and salesmen scattered, offering people to get a credit card.. i know they would approach me and try to talk me into getting a credit card, i know this because one time, a guy managed to trap me into a five minute conversation wherein he just wasted both our times… today, i didn’t have that five minutes so i had a few "escape plans" in mind.. eto sila..

1. "nag aaral pako, wla akong pambayad sa ganyan."
2. wla akong oras, byebye!
3. *tutungo*….(kunwari wlang nakita or narinig)
4. *tuturo sa tao likod*
5. "meron nko nyan, ok nko…"

i went for number 1, at least that was what i intended to say… during my sprint, as expected, a salesman (who happened to be gay) asked me if i already had a credit card… i was ready to execute plan number 1, but what came out of my mouth was.."bata pako!" sabay takbo palayo… i was in a hurry, i tried to summarize my script, then i realized… ano kaya iisipin ng malisyosong tao dun sa scene na yun? 

bading na lumapit sa lalaki at may tinanong… sabay, sigaw ng lalaki, "bata pako!" tpos tumakbo palayo at hindi na lumingon pa ulet… hehehehe… pangit!

ehe… wala lng na-share ko lng…

unang una… ang ayoko lng sa unform policy na yan, is the danger of being identified as bedans when we are in public… baka may mga lokong estudyante na galit sa beda, dahil tinalo sila sa ncaa… tpos, bigla nlng pagtripan yung nka uniform na bedista.. tska, ung inaangal rin ng iba, na baka mas piliin tayo ng mga holdapper, dahil nga bedista… toyo, pamasahe lng makukuha nya saken!!! hahah!!

pangalawa, guys, don’t give them ideas and stop complaining about the color of the uniform and shouting, "we are the red lions, not yellow bears!"… dahil, baka nga palitan yung uniform nyo at gawing kulay pula, mas muka tayong tanga nun!:)) hehe…

yun lng… ang perk ng pagkakaroon ng uniform, di nyo na kelangan mag isip ng outfit nyo… hehe… dahil, pareparehas nlng tayong mukang tanga… :)) ok lng yan, bedista ka nmn eh…

I Lay my life down at your feet, your the only one i need
I turn to you and you were always there.
In troubled times it’s you i seek, i put you first thats all i need,
I humble all i am all to you!

Chorus:
One Way Jesus, your the only one that i could live for.
One Way Jesus, your the only one that i could live for.

You were always, always there. Every how and everywhere
YOur grace abounds so deeply within me
You will never ever change, yesterday today the same
Forever til forever meets no end

Bridge:
You are the way the truth and the life
We live by faith and not by sight for you. We’re living all for you

would there be a loophole in life? parang cheat code sa mga computer games na pag tinype mo, tapos mo na yung laro ng walang kahirap-hirap? hindi nmn pwede suicide, game over ka nun! syempre dpat yung panalo ako… pwede rin kaya ako mag ascend agad tulad ni enoch? pagtinype ko ba yung cheat code na yun tapos na ba tlga yung laro? meron p bng iba? wutcatink?

"never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"

"it is better to loose a minute in life than loose life in a minute"

"hindi talaga mamamtay si eivin, kahit pakantahin ng my way"

are just a few things i learned after the accident…

here’s a short account of what happened.. short, kasi sawa nko sa kakakwento… i can’t remember everything, just bits and pieces of the miracle… i had selective amnesia, all i have to assure me that it really happened are my wounds (now turned to scars)… the last thing i remember was we were in the car then ivan asked kung saan kami dadaan, sa sumulong o sa junction… sabi ni eivin… "sumulong nalang para safe…" then the next thing i remember was me in the back seat of mang dencio’s tricycle when it was about to park in front of unciano hospital… i had a deep cut on my right forearm, i’d usually freak out or faint at the sight of the wound, but all i could think about was eivin, who was then unconcious… i called my parents amd told them to come to the hospital… because of how the staff of unciano hospital works, our parents decided to transfer us to another hopsital… tapos madaming dumalaw… sobrang salamat sa inyong lahat!!!! kaya lng sabi ni mommy, para lng daw silang dumadalaw sa nagbabakasyon… hehehe… after the accident… we went to the site… GRABEH!!! hinid kayo maniniwalang may nabuhay!! sabi nila mga 14ft. mali ang estimate!! its 24-25ft!!! at nalaglag kami sa pozo negro!!! kadiri!!! the jeans i wore that day still stinks!!! pero all the slime and gunk probably served as a cushion and saved our lives… basta miracle talaga… and if you saw the pix of the car… it was a wreck!!! talagang thankful ako kay God for giving us our second life and restored in oroginal condition, except for some minor brain damage, hehehe… joke lng… pero every spoonfull of food i take iore deliciouse than i remember it, the sun and sky are much more beautiful… every breath i take, kahit masakit, is very sweet… at higit sa lahat, lahat ng girls, mas maganda!!!! pramis!!! hehehe… basta, always fasten your seatbelt… and pray… always pray guys…

"if the only prayer you know is ‘thank you’, it would more than suffice"

yung kwento nung kanta parang nangyari na saken to eh… ehe… yung nka bold, un ung sapol na sapol… pinost ko lng, coz i have a feeling that it will happen agen in the near future… as in NEAR FUTURE *kindat kindat*… oh well ito yung kanta ko dati kay danda…:) congrats pla at binisita ka na pla ng stork, at nag iwan ng little bundle of joy!!! ehe…=)

Hanging out behind the club at the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn´t wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember it´s the first time I saw her there

She´s getting kicked out of school because she´s failing
I´m kind of nervous ´cause I think all her friends hate me
She´s the one, she´ll always be there
She took my hand and that made it I swear

Chorus
Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "What" and I told her that I didn´t know
She´s so cool, I´m gonna sneak in through her window
Everything´s better when she´s around
I can´t wait ´til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
Seventeen without a purpose or direction
We don´t owe anyone a fucking explenation

Bridge
Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call
She always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance
I´d still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

Naalala ko, nung nabasa ko ang isang strip sa comics ni kuya pol medina jr. sa pugad baboy, sinaad dito yung misteryo nang butas sa harap ng brief… wlang nakakaalam kung para saan ito… nung bata ako(mga 3-4yrs. old), naalala ko na tinanong ko rin yun sa isang very reliable source… si aling andring, yung labandera… ngaun, dahil moderna na, aling A. na ang tawag sakanya… sabi nya, dun daw nilalabas yung pitutoy pag nag wee-wee-wee… dahil sa bago kong kaalaman… sinubukan ko ang feature na to ng brief ko… MAHIRAP!!!! bukod sa mahirap, masakit… kung ihing ihi na ang isang tao, at ginamit nya ang butas na to, siguradong basa ang brip nya! hindi ko na inulit ang paggamit nung butas sa harap ng brip… dumaan ang maraming tao… unti unting nawala ang interes ko sa pag tuklas ng tunay na silbi ng butas sa harap ng brip… nang mabasa ko na ang strip ni kuya pol, college nko nun, naisipan kong mag research… natuklasan ko na may dalawang possibleng gamit ang butas sa harap ng brip… at hindi pla ito butas, bulsa pla ito!!!

1. bulsa para lagyan ng asin… para sa itlog…

2. bulsa para lagyan ng uling… para mwla yun amoy lansa… katulad nang ginagawa sa mga ref…

nang matuklasan ko to, dali-dali kong in-email si kuya pol, dahil akala ko masasagot ko na ang misteryo… yun pla, mali ang aking research… sainabi saken ni kuya pol, na hindi na raw kelangan pa lagyan ng asin ang itlog dahil maalat na to by nature, at kung lalagyan daw ng uling yung brip, lalo ko lng daw paiitimin yung itlog, eh maitim na nga eh… kaya yun… gusto ko sanang ituloy ang aking research… meron ba kayong alam sa tunay na gamit ng bulsa sa harap ng brip??? paki contact nmn ako oh! para din ito sa ikabubuti ng ating bayan!!! salamat!!

girls are real scary creatures… they can make, us men do things we don’t normally do… like, use a table napkin… or brush our hair… or take a bath… hehehe… we serenade women kahit na umuulan at laos na ang harana… we give girls flowers in front of many strangers… we go to batangas, or any far place, just to see the girl we like… we buy jelly beans nang biglaan or in other cases picnic, kahit na expensive, just to see the girl smile… we miss class to see girls… we watch cheezy tagalog films because of girls… we cook, or bake, to impress women… we blow off our friends or a basketball game just to go window shopping with girls…

there was this time, where i lost in that impromptu speaking contest because of a girl from assumption antipolo… she was so darn gorgeaouse, i could stare at here all day and listen to her speak… all the representatives from different schools in antipolo were gathered inside  a room and were given 5mins to prepare their speeches… we were given the same topics… the assumption girl was having a mental block… she was the last to deliver the speech, i was second to the last… she didn’t have a clue on what to say… because she’s gorgeouse, when we were the only ones in the room, i gave her a hint to jump start her brain… she was happy… kaya lng, we had very similar introductions!!! man! and her delivery was far better than mine… so i lost… she got first place, i got third!!! but i don’t regret anything… i know she’ll never forget me, the guy stupid enough to coach her in a contest we were both in… hehehe…

what im trying to say is that, guys are stupid enough to go out of our way just to see our women smile, because we believe that they are worth all the pagod and pain… we don’t really mind it, pero sana naman maka ramdam kami ng appreciation… kahit konti lng, pra maassure kami na hindi napunta sa wala yung ginawa namen… tama? tama! bakit ko pinost to? wla lng, papansin lng ako… hehehe…

si gringgo at bin laden ay iisa!!!
parehas ng ilong, kilay at labi… at mata rin pla… ang buhok ay salt and pepper… nag aahit lng si bin laden kung gusto nya nang magtransform into honasan or probably, fake beard yung nka suot pag bin laden sya… pareho silang magaling magtago… mahilig silang manggulo ng gobyerno… subukan nyong guhitan ng bigote’t balbas ang mug shots ni gringo, tignan nyo ang kalalabasan… at eto ang pinaka matibay na ebidensya… kelan sila nagkasama sa iisang picture?! or kelan mo sila nakitang magkasama?! ha?? kelan?! angyari na ba yun??

guys, pag hinid kayo naniwala sa theory na ito, para na rin kayong si lois lane, na hindi napansin na parehas ng hitsura si superman at clark kent, nagtanggal lng ng salamin si clark at pinagpalit ang order ng underware at pantalon, hinid na nya nakilala ang kaopisina nya!… mamulat kayo sa katotohanan!!!

i rest my case…

hnlabo ko… hehehe… sino papatol dito sa post na to?? hehehe…

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